SUMMER IS 27 DAYS AWAY.......(cont'd)

Okayyyyyy I (P.Roe) am baaaaaack for another post...and with some stats...woo woo....BUT first lemme just say that today I saw Ciara's "Like A Boy" video featuring my boyfriend/future husband/lover/sex god REGGIE BUSH
exhibit A:

exhibit B/GASP:

exhibit C/ORGASM:

exhibit D/MULTIPLE ORGASMS:

annnnnnd that was motivation in itself to have a hotter bod then Ciara

...i mean shit she's a motherfuckin hermaphrodite....i got SO much on that beezy....ewww i mean i KNOW Reg does not wanna be boning some chick and then feel some testicles all up in her private area....wellll come to think of it that might feel good for a guy but only if they didn't know they we're fucking some chicks balls....catch my drift?? MY MISSION: GOTTA BREAK THEM UP. YOUR MISSION: HELP ME GET SKINNY AND HOT...AKA LAID BY REG!
annnnnnd Voila my stats for the day:
FOOD:
•1 packet flax seed oatmeal (150)
•1/2 cup non-fat plain yogurt (120)
•3 large strawberries (30)
•35 dark chocolate m&m's (150)
•tea
•1 cup penne pasta with tomato sauce (350)
•2 bites garlic bread (100)
•salad with a little caesar dressing (100)
•4 chocolate kisses (78)
•1 half of chocolate chip cookie (150)
•bunch of grapes (50)
WATER: approx. 2 liters
WORK OUT: (OMG sooooo proud)
•4.65 miles on the treadmill on 9% incline speed 4mph (-706 cals)
TOTAL cals consumed 1,278
TOTAL cals minus workout 572
WOOOOOOOO a good day today....i just need to eat less....anywhooooooooooo here is a really helpful website:
www.caloriesperhour.com
....check it out....it lists almost every food and brand of food/restaurant you could imagine and also calculates how many cals you burn by doing the most random things....it's on my bookmark bar....
ANNNNNND now some THINSPO/HOTSPO....

ummmmm ORGASM #8, 9 and 10....i wonder how many calories these are burning?!?!?!




annnnnnnnnnnnd last but most def not LEAST........only because i'm a lesbian and i had to pahahaha PLUS she's got SMALL perky little boobs like moi! Probably the only thing we have in common...but not for long mwhahahaha (i am such a freak)

just FYI i googled "skinny hot girls" (i'm officially a total lesbian....God forbid anyone ever looks at my internet history) but i got this....daaaaayyyuuuuuuum JACKPOT....it's us guys....sooooooo closeeeeeee, yet soooooooooooooooo motherfuckin FARRRRRRR....

k, don't know why i am so into her right now...(once again, lesbo right herrrre) but i mean look at those abs...


K, that's all for now, night girls!