Paula Day Numero Uno

Okay so i am a big fan of the before and afters....both these women were tiny to begin with....they didn't have thaaaaaat much to work with, I DO!

I know Posh is a big fembot tool but, i mean, come guys she IS skinny...there is something to like about her....hahaha ok ok just kidding went a little far....
Alriiiiiight, soooooo DAY 1..............
FOOD:
•that salad at pi phi (350 cals)
• those chips (150 cals)
• like 3 little rice crispy treats (150)
•banana (75)
•peanut butter (100)
• that damn cinnamon latte sugar-free not fat piece of shit (160)
• nutri-system beans and rice (180)
• few bites of the mac nutri system (60)
.........i think thats it............ sooooooo DRUM ROLL PLEASEEEEEE
TOTAL INTAKE: 1,225
Basically, I am a big fat ass....annnnnnnd this is why I am doing this soooooo wooooooo okay now the other stuff...
WATER:
hella (i'll have to monitor that more closely)
EXCERCISE:
reaaaaaalllllly slow-paced walking
$$$:
nada bitches

Well guys lemme just say that our little bonding sesh/therapy talk yesterday afternoon was phenomenal...i'm so glad to have friends who are sickos just like me! But on the real, i'm sooooo happy to have this support system, because i think it will really motivate me to drop a few necessary pounds and then some..........WAAAAHOOOOOOO! Ok, i'm gonna go smoke some meth and look up hot skinny girls on google...............yaaaaaaa let's hope no one EVER comes across this shit.....haha SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH.
ps. sara come back. now.