rosie, im proud of your one picture post. i cant wait to see your creative juices flow.
and, paula, JUST read a cosmo magazine at the airport (which i rarely read, because the sex tips are either just weird or completely obvious) and it said the average ejaculation has FIVE calories!!!
so the four dicks you sucked made you 20 calories heavier. props to rosie for not being a big fat (literally) hoe like me and paula.
also- sex burns 100-150 (says cosmo)and lasts btwn 7-8 minutes.
and are you both f-ing kidding? jeremy piven is the biggest LOSER in the world. for one, he's like 5'4''. hes fat. and i cant remember exactly what the content of the video was that i saw (this sentence is already horrible) but it made me think he was a desperate loser fag who thinks hes so cool but just sucks.
god dammit hes such a douche
rosie and paula, you both are losers for liking j.p. but i hope you become real losers-- of WEIGHT that is! haha how clever
ps.... i cant WAIT to be at the point where im like "god, i just want my legs to be anorexic thin, not musclely!!" i want that to be my prblm rather than just being so fucking FLESHY. ew. like i was looking at posh spices legs down on paula's first post and how did she do it!? also, look at kate bosworths arms in the before picture. she just looks like she has a small frame but dayummm her arms are a tad bit untoned for being so small. it just goes to show how much skinnier she could get-- and did!! oh i love this blog. we should do this forever... hmmm but it IS only day 3
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