Okay, in a nutshell, DAY 3=pahahahahhahahaha. Basically, if I were in a competition of who could CONSUME the most food/calories I would win hands down....seriously....i am a beast.
Ok, so i have 3 sisters and so i grew up hearing "calories don't count on your birthday"....cuz, well, they are girls....and i mean, really, there is no reason NOT to believe that golden piece of advice....in fact i cherish that expression! Shit man, you could really take that to the next level and consider that if it's someone's birthday EVERYMOTHERFUCKINDAY then calories NEVER count....now THAT is a worl i want to live in! Alas, it is not the world i live in, so back to reality....yesterday was my best friend's birthday
annnnnnnd lets just say i have tried to induce amnesia on my own brain
so i wouldn't have to share the caloric overload i took in yesterday....another failed mission....so just to break it too you gently....i may have consumed the equivalent calories of a small 3rd world village in a month (shit that was so insensitive...they really are starving and i am, well, just a fat ass) and the equivalent weight in food of a small 4-year old child...(approx 42 pounds)
....yea sounds about right. Basically my BFF is a teeny tiny girl, wears a size 24, is 5'3", 103 punds etc, but she did used to have an eating disorder (serious ballerina) and weirdly enough she was probably 10-12 pounds heavier then...still small but damn shes tiiiiiiiny now and litterally doesn't even eveer think about food, she stops when shes full, eats when shes hungry, whatever she wants but just enough to satiate her hunger...basically she's one lucky motherfucker esp. after being ano for 3 yrs....like serious ano....ok i'm done, just trying to make excuses for my crazy night last night..............mehhhh
FOOD:
•strawberries (75)
•grapes (25)
•avocado salsa at pi phi (200)
•mac n cheese (750)
•green beans (100)
–––ok, let me preface this by saying that yesterday could have been a good day....i expected to stop there....but then the UNTHINKABLE happened–––
•1 diddy riese (chocolate chip ice cream sandwhich)
•2 choco chip cookies (400)
•1 BIG scoop mint choco chip ice cream (350)
(that shit is B O M B)
–––ok if i had stopped there , things would have been okayyyy, i mean the diddy riese was like alexs bday cake.....buuuut nooooo then we hit up the standard at 2 am–––
•chicken quesidillas (400)
•french fries (300)
•mac n cheese....AGAIN...because the first time wasn't enough....but damn this was the best DAMN mac n cheese EVER (350)
and voila giving me a GRAND TOTAL offfffffffffffff.......
2, 950.......you know what i'm gonna round up and give myself a BIG fat pat on the back 3000 calories baby yaaaaaa!!!
BUT then again these calories don't count......pahahaha do you guys know anyone who has a bday coming up! it's like a holiday everyday!
EXERCISE:
• arm flexs AKA bringing the food to my mouth
Ok, jokes aside, yesterday was a BIT excessive but today is a new day and a DIFFERENT one.... so my goals are just to cleanse all that shit outta me ya know, litterally....and i just wanna be a pretty little forest nymph...
...........and i am OBSESSED WITH THIS PIC OF THE OTHER KATE....
Bahhhh today will be good, in fact i'm going to work out now, love ya girls.
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