you both suck

thurs:
- oatmeal (150)
- gum (5)
- crystal light (10)
- fruit salad (125)
- nutrasystem (230)
- 1.5 handfulls pirates booty (65?)
- about 10 rasins (35?)
- tea with a bit of soy (50)
TOTAL: 670

fri:
- 2 crystal light (20)
- nutra systems (250)
- strawberries (125)
- part of muffin (75)
- 1/2 a salad with potatoes, mushrooms and pancetta and balsamic (375?)
- tiny piece bread (65)
- vodka tonic (150)
- vodka cran (150)
TOTAL: 1210

bathing suit season

soo... i tried on a bathing suit the other day...

.............

... it wasnt pretty. lets just say i have a longgggg way to go... but i think ill get there slowly but surely.

i should be doing hw right now so ill cut to the chase:

TUES:
- oatmeal (150)
- nutrasystems (260)
- crystal light (10)
- gum (10)
TOTAL: 430

WED:
- oatmeal (150)
- seaweed salad (150)
- veggie soup (175)
- fro yo (250)
- bite of tuna (25)
- gum (5)
- two crystal light (20)
TOTAL: 775

so i havent been doing so badly... like i said - im sucking it up for the last 10 days of school. (8 to go... wooo!)



elle:





im so bitter





ok.. i gotta stop procrastinating... especailly because NO ONE ELSE HAS BEEN POSTING! YOU BOTH SUCK! we made a pact. come on guys i need to make it through, after all, bathing suit season is upon us all... fuck.

do i really look pregnant??!

ok, so i gotta step it up. today someone asked me if i was preggs.... and note the fact that the woman who asked me was literally obese. i should have asked her if she was having quints.

anyhoo... the past two days (sun and mon) have been COMPLETE SHIT! soooo... i figured for my last 10 days at school (tomorrow until the 4th) I will suck it up and kick some caloric ass. I looked at all the food i have in my apt and i figured out that if i do not buy anything in the next 10 days i have enough food to live off of (barely). This food consists of nutrasystem meals, tofu, tuna and tea. thats it! and that is all i will eat. and i will save money and then maybes have some dolla billz to go shoppin when i get home wooo!

honestly i would write down the food i had in the past two days but you would just laugh in my face and if i add up the cals i will cry.

another bit of thinspiration... i went to privledge last saturday and i swear i must have been invisable. Im not expecting guys to flock to me but a glance in my direction once or twice would have been nice.. oh yea, except for the two 40 year old bald guys that tried to hit it... and its just a slap in the face cause shana (my roomie) has randoms coming up to her all the time and she'll like be dancing with me and theyll cut me off completely to get to her... its just frusterating... i would like for one minute of my life to not be the ugly one. baejgnsmflksfbkbbs.

i was like the one in the middle:



here is some inspiration... uck im so fatttt ... tomorrow the fast begins (sara we should fast again)









wah-la. enjoy. kisses.

food glorious food

FRIDAY:
- yougert (45)
- chicken catchatori (130)
- tea (200)
- salad (75)
- large pinkberry (325)
- sausage off pizza (125)
- cheese (50)
TOTAL: 950

SATURDAY:
- oatmeal (150)
- 4 carrots w hummus (50)
- tofu w broc (150)
- tea (175)
- grapes
- alcholol (600?)
TOTAL: 1125

my only excersize was three hours of dancing on saturday... blahhh i gotta get to the frickin gym! but i do think im loosing weight! yay... maybe ill even have the guts to weigh myself.. wooo

gotta run, but ill write an actualy post lata. xxxxxoo

to: sara

happy 4-20

ro

WEDNESDAY:

- tea (200)
- yougert (125)
- nutrasystem tofu pad thai (220)
- tofu (70)
- oatmeal (150)
- crystal light (20)
- black olives (125)
- salad (25)

TOTAL: 935



THURSDAY

food:
- tea (200)
- yougert x3 (125)
- tofu (170)
- black olives (125)
- oatmeal (150)
total: 770

laaaaadeeeeeedoooooWED 4/18/07laaaaaadeeeeedummmmmmm

Pahaha for some reason I am laughing aloud thinking about what you (rosie, since sara has gone missing...) told me about mary's singing, and her thinking she's got some platinum pipes...pahahaha omg please PLEASE puhhhhhlease next time she does it again call me immediately and i will sprint over as fast as a cheetah (BOLD statement)......incentive to workout=mary singing/admiring herself/gazing longingly into her reflection...even better whilst crooning/serenading her beloved richard...mmmmmmmhmmmmmmhmmmmmmm sounds D-elish. Ok, aside from that little anecdote here are my stats:
FOOD:
•yogurt (110)
•medium apple (60)
•CL-ONE Energy Drink (120)
•chicken chilli (270)
•4 crackers (50)
•5 graham crackers (295)
•black coffee with splenda
•milk (150)
•creamsicle (20)
•fudgsicle (35)
•oatmeal (150)
TOTAL: 1250

WATER:
•1 liter

WORKOUT:
Treadmill 1 hour (300)

TOTAL-WORKOUT:950

Pretty good except for those graham crackers...i was at pi phi and once i start eating those little motherfuckers, it don't stop till rick is all out.....NOT COOL. mehhhhh anywho, here are some hot people, check em out beezies......

THINSPO:

K, so despite the fact that some people don't think this girl is super hot, her body is pretty inspirational, i mean, there is not an ounce of fat on her bod...and although it may not be your ideal of beauty, it is still something to give the girl credit for....dddddaddadadaaaaaamn (LOOK AT THAT ASS!!!)

Annnd for all you haters out there...try and argue with this....SHE'S HOT......period.

...................this is dumb............ya,you might not be a supermodel but there is no need to have a mid-size sedan's tire wrapped around your waist either.......

....isn't weird how some people consider this equally as nasty yet it SO much more attractive.......

.........just cuz i'm a lesbo and jen has A-mazing abs......and she's, like, 40, COOL. and with that i am off to the gym!
xoxkisses girls.

past couple days

ok im gonna make this quick cause i have about 14 thousand research papers due in the next 24 hours. oy vey.

sunday i was really good (especially considering it was a sunday) and i was prob at like 700... and then i went to whole foods and at HELLA shit outta those bins... so i prob ended up with like 1500, again, for me, not bad for a sunday.

MONDAY:
- tea (200)
- salad (350)
- oatmeal (150)
- crystal light (10)
- 5 popsicles (200)
- gum (15)
- bite of fake pinkberry (15)
- 5 pieces of spicy tuna sushi (200)
- granola bar (100)
TOTAL: 1240

TUESDAY:
- tea (255)
- soup (220)
- 3 popsicles (120)
- yougert (45)
- 3 granola bar (300)
- nutrasystem biscotti (75)
- gum (25)
TOTAL: 1040

Now, i would usually think that these were both farily bad, however I have only slept about 3-5 hours a night for the past three days so i need to eat a lil somthin extra to stay awake/alive/not delerious... god i wish i had your aderal right now sara!

well, ill write again tomorrow if im still alive...
SARA WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUU. :(

WAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM

Hello hellooooo,
I had a good day yesterday...! WOO....I ate little bits and bites of things I was craving and totally controlled portion size and how much i was eating which is always good....I also worked out so i'm feeling good......not to be a total obnoxious tool about everytime i get some buuuuut i DID last night and im pretty sure i was rolling with negative calories intake by hour 3 of the bone sesh.......WORDSCHASEWIRTZ. Here are my stats, check em out....!
FOOD:
•1 oatmeal packet (150)
•lemon tea
•medium apple (50)
•luna bar (180)
•coffee
•1/2 yogurt (50)
• graham cracker (100)
•1/2/ brownie (150)
•miscellaneous (couple pretzels, raisins) (50)
• 2 bites of that chocolate butter shit (200)
1/2 small banana (50)
TOTAL: 980
WATER: 1 liter
WORKOUT: 2 miles on treadmill (-275)
TOTAL - WORKOUT (715)

I think what really works for me is eating healthy and the minute I crave some chocolate or bad food I just have a little bite an im good to go.....i mean sometimes...other times i gorge myself with massive amounts of chipotle, you know, like 3....circa 2 weeks ago....coooooool. Basically I am full of shit. Anywho lets hope i can keep the eating ok/working out shit goin, cuz i'd like to see these thighs goin goin gooone.

THINSPO:
Okay, so i think Carrie Underwood is beautiful, she reminds me of Reese Witherspoon, a classic, wholesome beauty...she also has lost a lot of weight/gotten in A-mazing shape since winning American Idol...yaaaa she's not a waif like the Kates but she has a gorgeous body and looks so healthy and strong...you go girl



...And now a few photos dedicated to Rosie..
1st just your type of female (.......you dont have a type?...oh weird, cuz i do, oh that's right i'm a LESBIAN remember??!? yaaaaa ok)

annnnnnnnd 2 relationships you want to be in (maybe even a 3rd member?).....

...........and.........

NOW who's the big lesbo?!
ps. oh and portia is HOT...used to be maj ano...yuppppp def my type.
Till next time, SMOOOOOOOOOCH.

day 9 ro

considering i went to a baseball game i did pretty well (no hotdog, no cracker jacks, no cotton candy, no ice cream... well i did get a little fro yo in one of those hats, but all in all not bad, huh)

food today:
- black coffee
- nutrasystem soup (120)
- twp crystal light (20)
- 1/2 turkey sandwhich on rye with tousand island dressing and mustard (350?)
- pickels (15)
- gum (5)
- like two bits of cole slaw (50)
- a couple bits of cut up fruit (25)
- peanuts (150)
- shared a small froyo (100)
TOTAL:835

excersize: 30 min intense vball
water: 3 liters

also before i went to bed i drank a bunch of hot water with lemon in it... im telling you, this combo does magic. in the morning my whole system was cleared out.

i really like paulas idea about finding a pic of you from before at a good weight... but i think my ideal weight is like 8th grade, before i went through puberty. so ill work on finding one of those pics.

i want to be ask skinny as... dakota fanning?


ps. the day i posted before this one was a totalll bust... i wrote it and thought i had stopped for the day... little did i know i would eat everything in sight. ew.

until tomorrow.. xxoooooo



doesnt this look like theyre about to makeo out. A lil soft core olsen porn:







drew lost hecka weight...

ummmmmmm FUCKDAMN. (P, day 8)

..........a few words to describe my eating habits yesterday........
..........ahem..........
1) DISASTER.

2) CHAOS.

(WTF?!)
and most of all 3) FUCKDAMN. (if that was a word)

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Until tomorrow! Oh and this is hot.

ro - day 8 or 9... not quite sure

HULLOOOOO
SARA. YOU SUCK.

today was ok.. at least no one asked if i was pregnant. - thats always a plus.

food today:
- yougert (40)
- tea with soy (100)
- veggie soup (200)
- crystal light lemonade(10)
- salad with: tuna, chick peas, cottage cheese, shrimp, onions, avocado, chicken, mushrooms, sprouts (600?)
- sugar free chocolate pudding (60)
TOTAL: 1010

workout - 50minute volleyball class.
too bad i spent most of the time trying to hit a stupid bitch in the head instead of actually getting a workout.

I was going to go out but i had a salad instead. it was so worth it. yum.

okay, so im obsessed with the show Friday Night Lights... and this is the main cheerleader:
(i really want to be a cheerleader.. or a ballerina. either one would be fine with me)









and this is her with her quarterback boyfriend Jason:


(she has a big... i mean nice... head)

and on the 7th day God created P.Roe's skinny body. and it was GOOD.

SUP GURRRRRLS!!! :)
If there are two things i HATE, they are smileys and girl spelled gUrl with a U....OBSCENE. Just a little factoid boutcha girl...OK so the day before yesterday (yesterday...i'll post that one later) was pretty good....good workout, good eats, check it out chicas......
4/10/07
•flax seed oatmeal packet (150)
•1/4 cup nonfat plain yogurt (60)
•3 large strawberries (30)
•1 of those Japanese candies (15)
•1 fried egg with salt and pepper (72)
• small salad with a little corn, chick peas and some tuna with a little ranch dressing (175)
• 1/4 cup potatoes with cheese (200)
• 1/2 chicken breast (100)
•steamed veggies (50)
• plum (50)
•apple (50)
• hella dark chocolate m&ms (350)
WATER:
•1.5 liters
WORKOUT:
•elliptical for 41min (-400)
•treadmill at 12%incline at 4mph (165)
TOTAL BURNED: 565
TOTAL : 1012
TOTAL -WORKOUT: 447
Basically, i just gotta cut the sugar and i am golden...I worked ouot twice and i can already see it in my legs and feel it in my ass which is probably one of the most inspiring feeling ever. I was reading some creepy ano forums and one approach they suggest is finding a picture of yourself at a weight that you aspire to be again...(of course the forum was like but strive for more, be skinny, blah blah blah creepy shit/so true......) anyways so here is my pic for myself...its pretty emo and my face is cut out but i did have a six-pack...mehhhhh i long for those days. You guys should find one and post it to...or just have it mind, keep it around, nothing makes u realize how much u let yourself go until you see the tanglible truth right in front ofyour face...and it makes u feel pretty motivated knowing what you have the potential to be....

gooooooood........

...........better
K, I just wanna be that size again...that's my goal.......

roho 8

ok girls. whatsup with me being the only one posting.. you best be coughin up some dolla dolla billz yall.

good news: after i posted yesterday i worked out hella and burned 450 cals doing cardio... and i had only eaten 550... so i only have 100 left... and i was told somewhere that you multiply your weight by 10 and that is how many cals you natuarally burn in a day... ex: if you weigh 118 then in one day you naturally burn 1180 without doing anything.. just by sitting around, sleeping, ect.

anyhooo... today:

food:
- yougert (40)
- nutrasystem pasta (130)
- three crystal light (30)
- tea (125)
- gum (10)
- sugar free chocolate pudding (60)
- cottage cheese (300)
- dry lettus
- two granola bars (200)
TOTAL: 895

it was kinda annoying cause i was doing sooooooo well... i was at like 550cal and about to stop and then i went to the gym and played volleyball for about 30min... then after the gym i came home and felt like it would be ok if i ate a little bit more.. so i ate a little more cottage cheese and those two damn granola bars which bumped me up hella. damnit.

furthermore...
today at the kindergarten class that i work at we were talking about elephants...

teacher, "an elephant is about 12 thousand pounds"
student, "does that mean it weighs more then rosie?"

i think this comment is a sign that i need to slim down a bit.

sad elephant:


also, i made a decision that im not going to go to the grocery store anymore this semester... unless i run out of tea.
thats three weeks of whatever i can find in my kitchen.. so i better spread that out.

i did not make this... im not that much of a lez...

ro day #6

BACK ON TRACK. WOO... I think the inspiration probably came from Larry Burkhead.
Although, still no excersize :(

food:
- yougert (40)
- nutrasystem soup (120)
- three crystal light (30)
- tea (100)
- gum (15)
- tofu (75)
- sugar free chocolate pudding (60)
- southbeach granola bar (100)
- cucumber and lettus no dressing
TOTAL: 540!!!!!!

so much better then before and it feels so good. im going to bed hungry and tomorrow morn i will no doubt feel completely back after a couple days of total crap.

BABY MAMA DRAMA (un un-ano-related post by proe)

LARRY IS THE DAD.............omg sara your conspiracy theory is SO true dadadadaaaaaaamn...........

SUMMER IS 27 DAYS AWAY.......(cont'd)

Okayyyyyy I (P.Roe) am baaaaaack for another post...and with some stats...woo woo....BUT first lemme just say that today I saw Ciara's "Like A Boy" video featuring my boyfriend/future husband/lover/sex god REGGIE BUSH
exhibit A:

exhibit B/GASP:

exhibit C/ORGASM:

exhibit D/MULTIPLE ORGASMS:

annnnnnd that was motivation in itself to have a hotter bod then Ciara

...i mean shit she's a motherfuckin hermaphrodite....i got SO much on that beezy....ewww i mean i KNOW Reg does not wanna be boning some chick and then feel some testicles all up in her private area....wellll come to think of it that might feel good for a guy but only if they didn't know they we're fucking some chicks balls....catch my drift?? MY MISSION: GOTTA BREAK THEM UP. YOUR MISSION: HELP ME GET SKINNY AND HOT...AKA LAID BY REG!
annnnnnd Voila my stats for the day:
FOOD:
•1 packet flax seed oatmeal (150)
•1/2 cup non-fat plain yogurt (120)
•3 large strawberries (30)
•35 dark chocolate m&m's (150)
•tea
•1 cup penne pasta with tomato sauce (350)
•2 bites garlic bread (100)
•salad with a little caesar dressing (100)
•4 chocolate kisses (78)
•1 half of chocolate chip cookie (150)
•bunch of grapes (50)
WATER: approx. 2 liters
WORK OUT: (OMG sooooo proud)
•4.65 miles on the treadmill on 9% incline speed 4mph (-706 cals)
TOTAL cals consumed 1,278
TOTAL cals minus workout 572
WOOOOOOOO a good day today....i just need to eat less....anywhooooooooooo here is a really helpful website:
www.caloriesperhour.com
....check it out....it lists almost every food and brand of food/restaurant you could imagine and also calculates how many cals you burn by doing the most random things....it's on my bookmark bar....
ANNNNNND now some THINSPO/HOTSPO....

ummmmm ORGASM #8, 9 and 10....i wonder how many calories these are burning?!?!?!




annnnnnnnnnnnd last but most def not LEAST........only because i'm a lesbian and i had to pahahaha PLUS she's got SMALL perky little boobs like moi! Probably the only thing we have in common...but not for long mwhahahaha (i am such a freak)

just FYI i googled "skinny hot girls" (i'm officially a total lesbian....God forbid anyone ever looks at my internet history) but i got this....daaaaayyyuuuuuuum JACKPOT....it's us guys....sooooooo closeeeeeee, yet soooooooooooooooo motherfuckin FARRRRRRR....

k, don't know why i am so into her right now...(once again, lesbo right herrrre) but i mean look at those abs...


K, that's all for now, night girls!