yo yo yo where u at?

well well well looks like someone is lagging in the posting here....hmmmmm and don't try to tell me your busy corporate life is just too exhausting to leave any time for looking up skinny broads........GET ON THIS nnowwwwwwwahhhhhh bz.
christina ricci looks so skinny and fit and good in black snake moan...........i'd recommend seeing it just for her tiny body........dumb bitch.


i went swim suit shopping today and let's just say i need more work...curvy, busty girls can pull of clothes because they fill them out and make them look great but when it comes to summertime it's all about the skin and bones jones....like these ladies



sigh. ahhh sweet perfection.
xox

mmmmmmmm skinny people are delicious mmmmmmmm

yo yo yo roho i am back with a whole new flow of skinny white guuurls...

So, i asked thomas and a few other guys to name the first few hotties that came to mind annnnd after all immediately shouting out my name, i asked them for someone other than me, you know,like a real celeb...and every one of them gave the typical...angelina, jess alba, j.simp, LiLo etc etc not to say these girls aren't hot it'sjust that they are THE USUAL annnnnnd I have googled ALL of their pics already so that left me nothing to work with...buuuut leave it to thomas to be original with his response...and so i gotta give him cred with a lil visual display of miss milla jovovich who is super beautiful and skinny minny......

legssss.......blaaaaaaah i want skinny ones.........

and she has a pretty face too....damn those eastern europeans.....

Ok and now on to America's favorite dumbass, J. Simp.........
So the article attached to this pic said that there was an 8 pound difference in these 2 pics...if that is indeed true...HOLY FUCK 8 pounds means ALOT....of course she is only 5'3"....that makes it worse.....

......it gets worse........look how pretty.......

...and here..........OMG OMG OMG she is HUGE....poor girl......

and now a brief intermission of the olsens.......who are always lookin goooood... (d.j. lezbo p.roe right herrrre)

lookin good ash.....i want those shorts.....oh and those legs too.....

ARM THINSPO.........!

k, so kristin cavallari has lost a lot of weight since that LB show...she looks really healthy and toned...always a good goal...AHHHHHH SWIMSUIT SEASON......what a nightmare.....

pretty...

skinny....

START POSTIN BIAAAAAA! MISSIN YA!!! XOX

delicious.

To begin, the most delicious of them all, an ode to the one, the only, miss kate:




Ahhh sweet perfection...
Ok, now here's a lil for that sienna fix...

Bahhh she is SO fuckin cute here...soo good for summer/swimsuit thinspo...

How are these 2 so cute/perfect...how wait, that's right...they're sienna miller and jude law. tough life.

Ahh the Olsens...adorb...

buuuut check out how much weight they lost...and they are totally normal size here.......ddddadadadaaaaaaaayum

sooo tiny...

sooooooo fuckin cute......!!!!!!!!

and now a lady who has taken it a little too far...i mean, thin is in and everything but wow........not this in

lemme give you a close up on that one...

mmmmmmm not so delicious....
till next time KISSES.

mmmmmm LiLo

georgia rule.......i thought you would want to see it too....weird.

i want this....not in a lezbo way. sicko.

to the left. to the left. (cause shes so white on the right that im blinded and cant see...)

K BYE MISS U

finals can suck it

ok, so i ate a lot this weekend but i worked out a lot too so i think it all evened out... i went on a run to a yoga studio and took a 1.5 hour class then ran back, and i went on a hike, a bunch of walking in general... so i dont feel too fat today which is nice

saturday (ha! but there was lots of drama so i was semi depressed witch, for me, always involves eating) :
- strawberries (200)
- chocolate egg (400)
- salad w/toppings (225)
- bread (225)
- cereal bar (170)
- harvest bar (250)
- cheese nips (170)
-1/2 pizza (800?)
- one pancake (175)
- 2 popsicle (80) cheese (125)
- neutrasystem desert (130)
TOTAL: 2850

sunday:
-pancakes (400)
-potatoes (300)
-dinner healthy but big (450)
- 2 cocktails (250)
- glass of wine (125)
- black coffee
TOTAL: 1525

monday:
- tea (50)
- 1/2 banana (50)
- organic vegiburger (350)
- side of soba noodles w. peaunt sauce (175)
- strawberries (150)
TOTAL: 775

and i only have a few days till i go home so i gotta suck it up and do well... xxo

you both suck

thurs:
- oatmeal (150)
- gum (5)
- crystal light (10)
- fruit salad (125)
- nutrasystem (230)
- 1.5 handfulls pirates booty (65?)
- about 10 rasins (35?)
- tea with a bit of soy (50)
TOTAL: 670

fri:
- 2 crystal light (20)
- nutra systems (250)
- strawberries (125)
- part of muffin (75)
- 1/2 a salad with potatoes, mushrooms and pancetta and balsamic (375?)
- tiny piece bread (65)
- vodka tonic (150)
- vodka cran (150)
TOTAL: 1210

bathing suit season

soo... i tried on a bathing suit the other day...

.............

... it wasnt pretty. lets just say i have a longgggg way to go... but i think ill get there slowly but surely.

i should be doing hw right now so ill cut to the chase:

TUES:
- oatmeal (150)
- nutrasystems (260)
- crystal light (10)
- gum (10)
TOTAL: 430

WED:
- oatmeal (150)
- seaweed salad (150)
- veggie soup (175)
- fro yo (250)
- bite of tuna (25)
- gum (5)
- two crystal light (20)
TOTAL: 775

so i havent been doing so badly... like i said - im sucking it up for the last 10 days of school. (8 to go... wooo!)



elle:





im so bitter





ok.. i gotta stop procrastinating... especailly because NO ONE ELSE HAS BEEN POSTING! YOU BOTH SUCK! we made a pact. come on guys i need to make it through, after all, bathing suit season is upon us all... fuck.

do i really look pregnant??!

ok, so i gotta step it up. today someone asked me if i was preggs.... and note the fact that the woman who asked me was literally obese. i should have asked her if she was having quints.

anyhoo... the past two days (sun and mon) have been COMPLETE SHIT! soooo... i figured for my last 10 days at school (tomorrow until the 4th) I will suck it up and kick some caloric ass. I looked at all the food i have in my apt and i figured out that if i do not buy anything in the next 10 days i have enough food to live off of (barely). This food consists of nutrasystem meals, tofu, tuna and tea. thats it! and that is all i will eat. and i will save money and then maybes have some dolla billz to go shoppin when i get home wooo!

honestly i would write down the food i had in the past two days but you would just laugh in my face and if i add up the cals i will cry.

another bit of thinspiration... i went to privledge last saturday and i swear i must have been invisable. Im not expecting guys to flock to me but a glance in my direction once or twice would have been nice.. oh yea, except for the two 40 year old bald guys that tried to hit it... and its just a slap in the face cause shana (my roomie) has randoms coming up to her all the time and she'll like be dancing with me and theyll cut me off completely to get to her... its just frusterating... i would like for one minute of my life to not be the ugly one. baejgnsmflksfbkbbs.

i was like the one in the middle:



here is some inspiration... uck im so fatttt ... tomorrow the fast begins (sara we should fast again)









wah-la. enjoy. kisses.

food glorious food

FRIDAY:
- yougert (45)
- chicken catchatori (130)
- tea (200)
- salad (75)
- large pinkberry (325)
- sausage off pizza (125)
- cheese (50)
TOTAL: 950

SATURDAY:
- oatmeal (150)
- 4 carrots w hummus (50)
- tofu w broc (150)
- tea (175)
- grapes
- alcholol (600?)
TOTAL: 1125

my only excersize was three hours of dancing on saturday... blahhh i gotta get to the frickin gym! but i do think im loosing weight! yay... maybe ill even have the guts to weigh myself.. wooo

gotta run, but ill write an actualy post lata. xxxxxoo

to: sara

happy 4-20

ro

WEDNESDAY:

- tea (200)
- yougert (125)
- nutrasystem tofu pad thai (220)
- tofu (70)
- oatmeal (150)
- crystal light (20)
- black olives (125)
- salad (25)

TOTAL: 935



THURSDAY

food:
- tea (200)
- yougert x3 (125)
- tofu (170)
- black olives (125)
- oatmeal (150)
total: 770

laaaaadeeeeeedoooooWED 4/18/07laaaaaadeeeeedummmmmmm

Pahaha for some reason I am laughing aloud thinking about what you (rosie, since sara has gone missing...) told me about mary's singing, and her thinking she's got some platinum pipes...pahahaha omg please PLEASE puhhhhhlease next time she does it again call me immediately and i will sprint over as fast as a cheetah (BOLD statement)......incentive to workout=mary singing/admiring herself/gazing longingly into her reflection...even better whilst crooning/serenading her beloved richard...mmmmmmmhmmmmmmhmmmmmmm sounds D-elish. Ok, aside from that little anecdote here are my stats:
FOOD:
•yogurt (110)
•medium apple (60)
•CL-ONE Energy Drink (120)
•chicken chilli (270)
•4 crackers (50)
•5 graham crackers (295)
•black coffee with splenda
•milk (150)
•creamsicle (20)
•fudgsicle (35)
•oatmeal (150)
TOTAL: 1250

WATER:
•1 liter

WORKOUT:
Treadmill 1 hour (300)

TOTAL-WORKOUT:950

Pretty good except for those graham crackers...i was at pi phi and once i start eating those little motherfuckers, it don't stop till rick is all out.....NOT COOL. mehhhhh anywho, here are some hot people, check em out beezies......

THINSPO:

K, so despite the fact that some people don't think this girl is super hot, her body is pretty inspirational, i mean, there is not an ounce of fat on her bod...and although it may not be your ideal of beauty, it is still something to give the girl credit for....dddddaddadadaaaaaamn (LOOK AT THAT ASS!!!)

Annnd for all you haters out there...try and argue with this....SHE'S HOT......period.

...................this is dumb............ya,you might not be a supermodel but there is no need to have a mid-size sedan's tire wrapped around your waist either.......

....isn't weird how some people consider this equally as nasty yet it SO much more attractive.......

.........just cuz i'm a lesbo and jen has A-mazing abs......and she's, like, 40, COOL. and with that i am off to the gym!
xoxkisses girls.

past couple days

ok im gonna make this quick cause i have about 14 thousand research papers due in the next 24 hours. oy vey.

sunday i was really good (especially considering it was a sunday) and i was prob at like 700... and then i went to whole foods and at HELLA shit outta those bins... so i prob ended up with like 1500, again, for me, not bad for a sunday.

MONDAY:
- tea (200)
- salad (350)
- oatmeal (150)
- crystal light (10)
- 5 popsicles (200)
- gum (15)
- bite of fake pinkberry (15)
- 5 pieces of spicy tuna sushi (200)
- granola bar (100)
TOTAL: 1240

TUESDAY:
- tea (255)
- soup (220)
- 3 popsicles (120)
- yougert (45)
- 3 granola bar (300)
- nutrasystem biscotti (75)
- gum (25)
TOTAL: 1040

Now, i would usually think that these were both farily bad, however I have only slept about 3-5 hours a night for the past three days so i need to eat a lil somthin extra to stay awake/alive/not delerious... god i wish i had your aderal right now sara!

well, ill write again tomorrow if im still alive...
SARA WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUU. :(

WAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM

Hello hellooooo,
I had a good day yesterday...! WOO....I ate little bits and bites of things I was craving and totally controlled portion size and how much i was eating which is always good....I also worked out so i'm feeling good......not to be a total obnoxious tool about everytime i get some buuuuut i DID last night and im pretty sure i was rolling with negative calories intake by hour 3 of the bone sesh.......WORDSCHASEWIRTZ. Here are my stats, check em out....!
FOOD:
•1 oatmeal packet (150)
•lemon tea
•medium apple (50)
•luna bar (180)
•coffee
•1/2 yogurt (50)
• graham cracker (100)
•1/2/ brownie (150)
•miscellaneous (couple pretzels, raisins) (50)
• 2 bites of that chocolate butter shit (200)
1/2 small banana (50)
TOTAL: 980
WATER: 1 liter
WORKOUT: 2 miles on treadmill (-275)
TOTAL - WORKOUT (715)

I think what really works for me is eating healthy and the minute I crave some chocolate or bad food I just have a little bite an im good to go.....i mean sometimes...other times i gorge myself with massive amounts of chipotle, you know, like 3....circa 2 weeks ago....coooooool. Basically I am full of shit. Anywho lets hope i can keep the eating ok/working out shit goin, cuz i'd like to see these thighs goin goin gooone.

THINSPO:
Okay, so i think Carrie Underwood is beautiful, she reminds me of Reese Witherspoon, a classic, wholesome beauty...she also has lost a lot of weight/gotten in A-mazing shape since winning American Idol...yaaaa she's not a waif like the Kates but she has a gorgeous body and looks so healthy and strong...you go girl



...And now a few photos dedicated to Rosie..
1st just your type of female (.......you dont have a type?...oh weird, cuz i do, oh that's right i'm a LESBIAN remember??!? yaaaaa ok)

annnnnnnnd 2 relationships you want to be in (maybe even a 3rd member?).....

...........and.........

NOW who's the big lesbo?!
ps. oh and portia is HOT...used to be maj ano...yuppppp def my type.
Till next time, SMOOOOOOOOOCH.