so far what i have eaten here: bread. cheese. cheese. bread. bread. bread. coffee. cigarette. bread.
so my new plan is to go on a carb free, dairy free diet. ie change my diet to cigarettes and coffee. with maybe a piece of camembert once a month.
so let me tell you my other new plan is to look like blaire waldorf from gossip girl. and i might be able to get semi close if i lose a good 40lbs. here is my tribute to my new fave girl crush.
portia de rossi. enough said - DO YOU WATCH ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT?? thats my other new obsession. and its kinda cool that shes my lez crush cause she actually is a lez! hah. (is this taking it too far?) anyway. i love her. check out these sweet pics:
also, can i please comment on some things sara said....
1. gemma ward is super hot, and im my oppinion better than kate moss. shes just old and crackie these days.
2. cindy crawfords children are redic hot... but first of all that beautiful blond boy (who i would clearly also date) bleaches his hair - it would have been cuter if those long golden locks were fo real. and secondly ... i dont really like children eather so it is impressiive to catch the attention of both you and me. good job crawford
3. jessica biel is stupid and fug
4. i bet jessica alba is a BITCH. and now shes pregers so maybes shell get fat and ugly.... unlikely... but we can always hope.
write soon and ill keep you up to date on my no carb/dairy diet. xx
1 comment:
rosie!! don't know if you'll check the comments so I'll also write this when I post....
but you need to check out the portia pictures from when she was realllly anorexic. she got soo scary there for a while. i will see if i can find one.
also, jessica alba is probably a huge bitch. she dresses like a retard.
you need to enjoy paris. cheese and bread (and wine!!) are great and you can't withhold, but i bet you are walking a lot.
loves you
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